He's Not Mexican, And Neither Am I!

This is our new roommate: Pancho Villa.

He's a little over 6 months old, weighs about 8 pounds, and is crazy. Plus, he doesn't shed and I'm not allergic to him. In short: he's awesome.

We've had him since getting back to Pittsburgh and then Poughkeepsie. He's originally from Miami and is too young to be angry about the climate change. Besides, he's always wearing a furry coat, so he can't really complain. Anyway, we would have taken a picture of him earlier, but we were shopping for a new digital camera and we just got it, so here he is.

Also, I wrote a song parody a few weeks ago about Pancho, but it's in Spanish. If you're interested in reading it, click below.

To the tune of "Brujeria" by El Gran Combo!

Que tu me tienes tan loco de noche y de día (mi gatito Pancho Villa)
De Miami te traje al norte frío (pobresito Pancho Villa)
Corrrrrrrrrrrrre, corrrrre, ¡ardilla! (está loco Pancho Villa)
Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, ¡OYE LOCO! (el gatito Pancho Villa)
Cuando tu comes siempre riegas comida (grisecito Pancho Villa)
Siento una cosa fría (la nariz de Pancho Villa)
Que baja por aquí se sube por allá si (es el loco Pancho Villa)
Y como es travieso -- ¡Ay mi vida! (mi gatito Pancho Villa)

Pero que anoche en la cama vi una ardillita (mi gatito Pancho Villa)
Y ya no puedo comer ya no puedo dormir (sin el gato Pancho Villa)
Culpa del diablo blanco esposita (le gusto el Pancho Villa)
Pero que Yoli y Melissa todo lo sabían (ay Dios mio Pancho Villa)
Quizás me hace flaco con las travesuras (así llegó Pancho Villa)
Gato, gato loco, media ardilla (¿Quien mas? Es Pancho Villa)
Oye echa pa’ allá gato, déjame quieto (al fin, es mi Pancho Villa)

5 Responses to “He's Not Mexican, And Neither Am I!”

  1. I must say i felt quite hispanic when i started singing the pancho villa song to the right tune. In fact a small part of me wanted to get up and dance, however i think that my coworkers may frown upon that. You know, i may have to refer this fine piece of lyricism to some of my producer friends.. wait, i have none, but if i did, you would have a record deal.

    By Danna on Feb 7, 2005

  2. First of all, I wish I had a roommate like that (but that wouldn’t pay the other half of the rent). Second, that is an adorable song to go along with an adorable kitten. That’s a sweet picture!

    By Vanessa on Feb 7, 2005

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