Bar Hopping With John Denver And The Hulk

Are you finished reeling from yesterday's revelation? Quite the earth-shaker, eh? Well, maybe "earth-shaker" is a little much. "Boot-quaker," that sounds about right.

Today I think I'll do the archetypical blogger thing and go around and see what my fellow bloggers have posted. In the process, maybe you'll find another interesting blog to read. Notice I said "another." You are not free to swap me out, for that would damage my fragile yet substantial ego.

The state of Colorado warns us of the danger of The Undead Army of John Denvers over at Pompadoured. At first glance, you might say that fans of the late John Denver might be upset about this. But think about it: Apparently Johnny's doing pretty well for himself. After all, he has his own army of undead clones. I've never heard of any company investing in cloning the deceased (although you might soon when I write such a story). It's a bad business decision. John Denver's apparently the exception to this rule, and that isn't too shabby. Moreover, the state of Colorado itself posted this, and no one's a bigger John Denver fan that the state of Colorado -- it named its state capitol after him!

The Incredible Hulk is having internet problems. He also saw the Fantastic Four and liked it. Additionally, there may or may not be a picture of the the Hulk swinging a tree branch at a red dinosaur with a monkey on its head.

Frat bro jim over at Blueprint for Financial Prosperity reminds us that the road to hell is paved with good intentions and maternal bar tabs. Y'see, some mom out there wants to teach her daughter about the dangers of binge drinking, so the mother will binge drink for thirty days! Meanwhile, the mom will learn a lesson about the social pressures in the "booze cruise" scene. Oh, yeah, everybody wins. At first glance, you might say that fans of the late John Denver might be -- oh, crap, wrong blog. At first glance, you might ask "what does this have to with such money-saving tips as 'Don't capitalize the first letter in your name to save wear and tear on your shift key?'" Well, if you were a surgeon specializing in liver transplants, this would be like a hot stock tip. Not so smart in your snide comment now, eh?

Three's the universal "that's enough" number, so abidee, abidee, abidee, that is all, gentle people.


My brother-in-law's birthday is on Flag Day. This is his flag.

Today is "Moon" Day! Happy 36th, Small Step and Giant Leap!

One Response to “Bar Hopping With John Denver And The Hulk”

  1. At first I felt slighted that my blog wasn’t included in this grand tour of blogs you had put together. Then I realized I hadn’t written anything in a while and my newest post was written after you wrote yours.

    Now I just feel dumber than the Incredible Hulk.

    By Michael Lorenzo on Jul 21, 2005

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