Pick up lines I heard when I was a bartender at a robot nightclub

Did you sustain structural damage as a result of your rapid descent from the civilization in the upper atmosphere known as "Heaven?"
This unit's previous assignment was "I, Robot." This unit knows Will Smith.
Are you a floor model?
This unit's pleasure-producing components are calibrated to operate at peak efficiency for 17 continuous hours.
This unit is the heir to the Johnny 5 fortune.
Utilizing a scale of one to ten, this unit rates you a 9.157.
This unit would violate the Three Laws to spend an extended period of time in your immediate proximity.
What astrological designation does your manufacture date coincide with?
This unit admires your physical configuration.
Your optical sensors resemble those of mythical winged humans commonly designated as "angels."
Will you transmit your home IP address and public decryption key so that this unit can initiate secure two-way communication with you?
Metaphorically, this unit's thermal sensors indicate that you are operating at 814Â° Celcius.