Beware! Liomb on the prowl

March 15th, 2008 | No Comments »

'Tis the Ides of March. Beware!
Or not, that's probably fine, too.
The Ides of March is today, the 15th, halfway into the month. If March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb, then the Ides is some weird lion/lamb hybrid -- a liomb. That doesn't sound like something you really have to [...]

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Guess who's spawning?

March 12th, 2008 | 1 Comment »

When I started this blog, I thought that having a medium to write about interesting things would cause me to do more interesting things. I can only make up so much stuff, so occasionally I'd need actual experience as source material.
Little did I know how interesting things would get.
So nary a month later, I find [...]

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Classic Nonsense: Two lists involving Smurfs and sleuths

March 8th, 2008 | No Comments »

Titles of Stories Starring 53-Year-Old Encyclopedia Brown

Encyclopedia Brown and the Case of the Missing Memories
Encyclopedia Brown Finds Hair Growing Out Of His Ears
Encyclopedia Brown and the Case of This New-Fangled Internet Computer Thing
Encyclopedia Brown and the Case of the Missing Libido
Encyclopedia Brown Spits On Bugs Meaney's Grave
Encyclopedia Brown and the Case of Sally, Where Are [...]

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