My wife is out on a work-organized field trip to Niagra Falls today. I packed her a lunch of PB&J and a juice box. Have fun!
Now, when the wife is away, the boys will... nap all day.
Actually, I have quite a busy day ahead of me. The agenda:

Leave my dirty dishes in the sink. And [...]

The first phase of the Great Reorganization has begun. The "Great Reorganization" is, effectively, a controlled cyclone that rearranges the contents of my house and also brings in new contents in preparation for The Heir's arrival.
The first phase of the Great Reorganization is my eviction from my spacious home office right down the hall from [...]

As a work-at-home software engineer with two cats as co-workers, it is my obligation to post this hilarious video.
Enjoy!

My wife is about 1/3 of the way through the human-building process. There are still lots of things to do and think about, including picking a name for The Heir. While researching names, The Host (my wife) stumbled across the following:
(from Epicurious - Name Your Baby "Crunch" and Make $25,000)
Vlasic Pickles—you know, the one represented [...]

Of all the movies and shows to explore the power of time travel, it should be embarrassing to the entertainment industry as a whole that Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, a movie about two time traveling morons, has done a great job of it.
During the movie's climax, Bill and Ted realize they need some help [...]