My unborn baby is evicting me from my office
The first phase of the Great Reorganization has begun. The "Great Reorganization" is, effectively, a controlled cyclone that rearranges the contents of my house and also brings in new contents in preparation for The Heir's arrival.
The first phase of the Great Reorganization is my eviction from my spacious home office right down the hall from my bedrooom to the smaller (used-to-be guest) room on the first floor. This actually doubles my commute. Rather than taking ten seconds to amble in to work, I will soon have to make a left turn, negotiate a flight of stairs, and make a right turn to get to work.
I had no idea having a baby would require such significant changes! Hopefully this is the worst of it.
By the way, I'm not the only one getting evicted here. My eviction causes a tear-down of the guest room, which essentially evicts all future guests preemptively. I was going to invite you over for a slumber party. Guess what, can't do it now. You've been evicted in advance. Don't blame me, we're in the same boat. Or rather, we've been kicked out of the same boat.
But I guess it's only fair since after just nine months of residence, The Heir will also get evicted. And given what other women have said about the condition of their bodies immediately after birth, it's a safe bet that The Heir will not be getting back any of its security deposit. Putting holes in the walls to hang pictures is one thing, all that "coming into the world" mess is quite another!
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just a thought...
But could this invention that you are working on this new time machine.
would it be possible to go back in time... to the original builder of your house get them to build another bed room on the 2nd floor thus solving the issue?
Yet another use for the time machine..
when will it be built? I need to use it as well
By Doc on Apr 20, 2008
If you went back in time and didn't get married, we wouldn't be in this mess.
By The Host on Apr 21, 2008
True.. so are you going to take my advice and warn any friends/family who have plans to get married? if not better get to work on that quick!
By Doc on Apr 21, 2008
@Doc: That's an excellent idea. Plus I could swoop in and just buy the house when it was built for much less than I did a few years ago.
@The Host: If we didn't get married, you still might be carrying The Heir. I'm just that good.
By OZ on Apr 21, 2008
@The Host: If we didn't get married, you still might be carrying The Heir. I'm just that good.
You that good.. is way too funny! I almost spit my coke!
Still warn your friends and family about getting married..
DO it NOW.
By Doc on Apr 21, 2008
The Host
Apr 21st, 2008 at 12:14 pm
If you went back in time and didn't get married, we wouldn't be in this mess.
Host.. read my comments in the time travel thread thats says the same...
host are you warning ur friends and family.. you should to save them!
By Doc on Apr 21, 2008
platanos fritos!....Alguien tiene platanos fritos en su cabeza
By the 3 on Apr 22, 2008
Como siempre.
By OZ on Apr 22, 2008