Clear the frontier, because I'm a pioneer.
I'm a muse, for the internet to use.
I'm a poet. Apparently. --Aw, so close!

I was checking Digg this morning, as I normally do when I should be doing things like taking out the trash or showering or gleefully ignoring the traffic report, and found a couple of stories on the front page that remind me of some of my own posts. Is the internet getting its inspiration from me?

I'm flattered, internet.

My post (3/24/2008): Pick up lines I heard when I was a bartender at a robot nightclub, self-explanatory.

The internet (5/12/2008): Bot Bartenders Sling Drinks at Roboexotica USA, which highlights my replacements at the robot nightclub. The wound of my e-pink slip has not healed. Digg entry here.

My post (5/7/2008): Babies and rules and bears, oh my!, about the similarity in the treatment of babies and bears.

The internet (5/13/2008): Brand new background playground, about bears playing at a child's playground in Alaska. Follow the rules and no one gets hurt. Digg entry here.

Stay tuned, internet. More inspiration coming soon.