I just submitted the following story to Digg: Baby Blanket... or Baby Maker? Go check it out and and give it a Digg if you so choose. There's not much more to the story than the description I left, but it seemed like something that belonged here too.

My wife and I were looking for a swaddling blanket in anticipation of our first baby. Then we found this and laughed for quite a while. Apparently both of our minds are in the gutter, but this doesn't seem like something we want anywhere near our baby. Or your baby. Or anyone's baby.