Hola, everyone! I've been quite busy lately. It seems that simply creating a baby is not enough. Unbeknownst to me until recently, there's also quite a bit of preparation needed before The Heir makes its debut.
Yeah, that's right, I used the "it" pronoun. I'm tired of the "his/her" business.
Anyway, part of the prep is having [...]

This past weekend I moved a ceiling fan into my home office.
Just now, I stood up and stretched, hitting my hand on the spinning fan blades.
This happened while watching an episode of "The Office" titled "Safety Training."
Seriously.
That would have been really embarassing if I didn't work at home by myself. But since nobody saw it [...]

A few weeks ago, The Host and I travelled to Miami for The Heir's first party, also known as a baby shower. Don't kid yourself, a baby shower is not for the pregnant lady. Said pregnant lady is merely the oven baking the "guest bun of honor." She's the transportation, the biological vehicle carrying the [...]

Not many LOLcats actually make me LOL. Well, this one did:

And then there's this awesome clip from "Scrubs" that shows what I'm lobbying The Heir's nursery to look like. Thus far my attempts have been rejected, as have my attempts at awesome names, but the struggle continues.

I just upgraded to the most recent version of WordPress, the blogging software that makes this blog possible. That's all fine and good, I'm a fan of WordPress, but it seems that the latest versions of the software are incompatible with the theme/style system I was using, K2.
The first conflict was over two months ago, [...]